she’s a natural talent and has had a pretty good year: her duet album with Tony Bennett received good reviews; Julie Andrews applauded her Sound of Music performance at the 2015 Oscars; and she currently plays a bloodsucking killer on American Horror Story.
Also, she’s engaged to the way-too-hot Taylor Kinney. (Just to be clear, a heart-shaped diamond engagement ring doesn’t count as a win in my book — even if it is six carats).
So fine, all decent, positive things. But really, woman of the year? Not Adele, who broke sales records, nor my beloved Miranda Lambert? No? Gaga? Uh, okay.